| Call me Mrs Plym Danvers |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|01:34 pm] |
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| |  content | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jimi Hebdrix Doing If 6 Was 9 | ] |
If the so called ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) scummoth gets to do a memomomeme so does plymemomeme,
( Yes ) |
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| Bringing out the worst in me |
[Nov. 5th, 2007|03:07 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  irate | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Absentee - Getaway | ] |
Last night an incident happened. It was rather shocking so i suggest temporally storing children (young un's) elsewhere.
I (plym) was sitting contemplating my various charity works in aid of poorly peas and beans, the poor sweet things. All of a SUDDEN a befuddled beast entered the room (flailing) vehemently deriding some sect. The more his anger grew the more he gesticulated with his bottle o' booze.
Then it happened.
The filthy rot gut flew forth from its glass capture and spilt on my lovely dress! The HORROR. The PAIN. The SHAME.
What kind of quadruped did such a thing you scream?
Well it was
doctor_bob
He is certainly off my Christmas card list. |
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| Super Massive Black Plym |
[Aug. 1st, 2007|09:31 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Clean | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Muse - Map Of The Problematique | ] |
scummoth has made her room clean. I can see my halo again now. Also I found a box of "goods".
Good.
I think I may have a birthday soon. |
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| A fantastic Game |
[Nov. 2nd, 2006|09:00 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | ? | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | No | ] |
I have a fantastic game for you all. SPOT THE PLYM!
Where in the lord's name am I? |
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| For future reference |
[Sep. 17th, 2006|09:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bitchy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Pj Harvey - Dress | ] |
I am NOT PJ Harvey. |
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| Yuck |
[Sep. 17th, 2006|08:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  predatory | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Two Ton Boa - Cash Machine | ] |
I have just back from holiday in hiddenleaves room only to find his beastly locks of hair all over me.
I shall never holiday there again. |
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| Purr Purr |
[May. 25th, 2006|01:34 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | pleased | ] |
| [ | music |
| | i monster - hey mrs. (glamour puss mix) | ] |
I am the worlds tallest woman. |
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| WWPD |
[Apr. 27th, 2006|11:38 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Clever | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Architecture In Helsinki - It's 5! | ] |
Oh! you godless fools.
you toil all day nowt
Brains and eyes a fallin'
Now
What if you only had to ask
WWPD?
what would plym do?
a ready made moral guide.
and only $10.99*
With shining diamonique
and spray down surface.
WWPD
* 10 payments of per month. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 30th, 2006|12:16 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Bed | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Depeche Mode - Walking in my shoes | ] |
I want a gingham dress. |
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| Tonails |
[Jan. 28th, 2006|07:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Delgados - Reasons for Silence (Ed's Song) | ] |
Tonight I am going to a Paaaaarty.
It is a party to celebrate jams.
I don't have any jam but I got sharp claws. |
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| A Tale |
[Jan. 15th, 2006|02:08 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | Proud | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Seafood - In This Light You Will Fight Me? | ] |
I have made a story.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful, big plym. He was great. One day when he was eating a spider, a loud bang came from the sky and a big nasty monster fell out. It was the Espositos monster. The Espositos was mean and hit people with clogs. The big brave plym threw down his spider corpse and and tempted the Espositos monster with a large bowl of poisoned sour cream & onion Pringles.
As the monster ran towards the Pringles the fantastic plym stretched out one handsome leg and knocked him into next Tuesday. The Espositos did not like Tuesdays so he vomited and had to go back from whence him came. Back in his stale slum the Espositos monster thought of the incident and he decided never to mess with a plym again.
The plym secure in his victory joined a band of passing goths and went for a spicy curry.
The End. |
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| The year of Our Lord two thousand and five |
[Dec. 29th, 2005|09:40 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Clor - Garden of Love | ] |
1.What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Ate a snail
2.Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I made none.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
I think walrus_colin may have done
4.Did anyone close to you die?
Close in proximity, yes
5.What countries did you visit?
Sheffield
6.What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
A sailor suit
7.What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
October 24th when I found out ichthy could lay potatoes.
8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Meeting the Pope
9.What was your biggest failure?
Not going to Portugal
10.Did you suffer illness or injury?
Only the usual
11.What was the best thing you bought?
Socks
12.Whose behavior merited celebration?
Mine
13.Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
filtre
14.Where did most of your money go?
Crack Cociane
15.What events did you get really, really, really excited about?
Sitting on filtre's shoes
16.What song will always remind you of 2005?
Kate Bush : King Of The Mountain
17.Compared to this time last year, are you:
i.happier or sadder? sadder
ii.thinner or fatter? FAT FAT FAT
iii.richer or poorer? Poorer
18.What do you wish you'd done more of?
embroidery
19.What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being nice
20.How will you be spending Christmas?
In cornwall with scummoth. Done.
21.Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
whatisbiscuits
22.Did you fall in love in 2005?
Maybe...
23. How many one-night stands?
Pardon?
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Peep Show
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Maybe...
26. What was the best book you read?
Dr Gillian McKeith's Ultimate Health Plan
27. What was your greatest musical discovery or rediscovery?
Kate Bush
28. What did you want and get?
ichthy's wings
29. What did you want and not get?
A decent holiday
30. What were your favorite films of this year?
Pass
31.What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I sobbed all day. I was an unsure age
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Portugal
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Beautiful and stylish
34. What kept you sane?
Snarf!
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most/least?
Most: Paul McKenna, least: Trent Reznor
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Milk
37. Whom did you miss?
Trent Reznor
8. Who was were the best new people you met?
whatisbiscuits
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
Shoes are good to poo in
40. Do you have any lost feelings of others.
What? Fools. |
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| Cheese & Onion |
[Dec. 5th, 2005|05:59 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | New Model Army - Ballad | ] |
I Like Crispmas time because people give me stuff.
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for psycho_magnet_ (10 points). Last Saturday I gave whatisbiscuits a kidney (1000 points). In July I pushed filtre in the mud (-17 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I stole disography's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (887 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
plym |
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| A Brief Holiday |
[Dec. 1st, 2005|01:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Aereogramme - Wood | ] |
I have just got back from a long weekend at ichthy desolate flat. The highlights of the weekend where- Spending time with whatisbiscuits
- Sitting on filtre's shoes
- getting my claws out and ripping up stuff
- staring at ichthy in the night
End of. |
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| One can never be sure |
[Nov. 3rd, 2005|08:58 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Killers - Believe Me Natalie | ] |
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| Eureka! |
[Oct. 24th, 2005|05:44 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | ecstatic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence | ] |
ichthy lays potatoes. |
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| Take Me Out! |
[Oct. 17th, 2005|01:42 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Assemblage 23 - Disappoint (Negative Format Remix) | ] |
Here follows a list of holidays which I wish to take place...
filtre Shall take me to PORTUGAL on a site seeing tour.
d00mw0lf and I will take a small boating holiday off the Isle of Man.
candlebaby will take me on a luxury spending spree in Vegas.
A camping holiday in the south of france is in order for hiddenleaves and I.
mervin and I shall embark on a four month Caribbean cruise.
A complete tour of all England's medieval churches is the order of the day for me and itom.
Me and ichthy shall have jolly japes on a 18-30 resort in Tenerife.
A walking tour of the Australian outback for me and slumpman.
joysilence and I shall go skiing in Switzerland.
whatisbiscuitsand I will enjoy a long weekend in a rustic cottage in Ireland.
A wine tasting tour in The Algarve for me and captaintwitchy and I will be a treat.
It's off to Jamaica for me and psycho_magnet_.
hardon4cheeses will relax in the heat of Egypt's sun.
schwaschwa and myself will delight in comfort of the best hotels in Hong Kong.
If you have been missed out from this list and wish to suggest a holiday please do... |
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| The Guest of Honour |
[Oct. 2nd, 2005|07:46 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  artistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Veruca Salt - Loneliness Is Worse | ] |
I shall be attending BATFINK this coming Friday. What should I wear...?
I should like to wear a gown of pure silver and ruby made by ichthy. Alack his paws are not up to the task.
I may just thieve and redesign something from sleeping_flowers wardrobe. |
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