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Call me Mrs Plym Danvers [Mar. 2nd, 2009|01:34 pm]
Plympton
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[music |Jimi Hebdrix Doing If 6 Was 9]

If the so called scummoth gets to do a memomomeme so does plymemomeme,



1. First Name: Plym

2. Age: I don't know

3. Location: A filthy dump of a room

4. Occupation: Flushing toilet operative

5. Significant Other: Loads

6. Kids: too clumsy

7. Brothers/Sisters: plym's cant have brother/sisters

8. Pets: 1 dead snail

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

1. New cobweb formations
2. Being more clever and better than itom
3. Being heart broken over a recent engagment
4. Waiting
5. Hearing the welsh man go up and down the stair.

10. Where and for what did you go to school for? School is for sissies.

11. Parents: The cloth, the flowing energy, the angry sun dragon

12. Who are some of your closest friends?
scummoth even though she is dirty.
Trent Reznor
filtre, ichthy and hiddenleaves used to be great chums but they have all made me VERY angry. Especially filtre.
I like izz now, and the welsh man.


STAR IF TRUE

*I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
*I have many scars.
*I tan easily. (...your hide)
*I wish my hair was a different colour.
*I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo(s).
*I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
*I wear glasses. (if the mood takes me)
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
*****I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
*I have more than 2 piercings.
*I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles. (puny human freckles)

FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I've sworn at my parents. (sush)
I've been kicked out of the house. (throw.me.out?)
My biological parents are together. (shut up)
I have a sibling less than one year old. (years mean nothing)
*I want to have kids someday. (to kill?)
*I have children. (inna box)
*I've lost a child. (it run away)

EMBARRASSMENT:
*I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (lol fucking lol)
*Disney movies still make me cry. (Poor wicked witch of the Moon)
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
*I've glued my hand to something. (your face)
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
*I've had my pants rip in public. (fatty plym)

HEALTH:
*I was born with a disease/impairment. (I assume great beauty counts?)
*I've had stitches. (lol)
*I've broken a bone. ( i have had several noses.)
I've had my tonsils removed. ( I have removed somebody elses.)
*I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. (and I was the doctor, happy days)
I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (no teeth, no teeth)
*I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox. (Filthy fowl)

TRAVELING:
*I've driven over 200 miles in one day. ( I have flown billions of light years)
*I've been on a plane.
*I've been to Canada.
*I've been to Niagara Falls.
*I've been to Japan.
*I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
*I've been to Europe.
*I've been to Africa.
*I've been to France.

EXPERIENCES:
*I've been lost in my city. (it was awful)
*I've seen a shooting star.(I have shot a star, blowed up it did)
*I've wished on a shooting star.
*I've seen a meteor shower. (grubby things)
*I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (plymjamas?)
*I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
*I've been to a casino. (I won 200 Rand)
*I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
*I've played spin the bottle.
*I've crashed a car. (hah)
I've been skiing. (what is this?)
*I've been in a play.
*I've met someone in person from the internet.
*I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. (grubby things)
*I've seen the Northern Lights. (is it the hat that the angel of the north wears?)
*I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken. (Filthy Fowl)
*I've played a prank on someone. ( I am very good at prank)
*I've ridden in a taxi.
*I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. ( I am in it)
*I've eaten sushi. (muck)
I've been snowboarding. (is this like ironing?)

RELATIONSHIPS:
*I'm single.
*I'm in a relationship.
*I'm available.
*I'm engaged. (down to 4 people now)
I'm married.
*I've gone on a blind date.
*I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
*I miss someone right now.
*I have a fear of abandonment.(filtre)...
*I've been divorced.
*I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
*I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
*I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
*I've kept something from a past relationship. (their soul)

SEXUALITY:
*I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
*I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender. (plyms dont have sex, it is cruder and beastly)
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
*I am a cuddler.
*I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors
*I've hugged a stranger.
*I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

HONESTY/CRIME:
*I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (Being a space pirate)
*I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Fallen over and couldn't get back up)
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
*I am keeping a secret from the world.
*I've cheated while playing a game.
*I've cheated on a test. (the test cheated too)
*I've run a red light. (what could this mean?)
*I've been suspended from school.
*I've witnessed a crime.
*I've been in a fist fight.
*I've been arrested.
*I've shoplifted. (Only dust and KitKats)

DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
*I've consumed alcohol.
*I smoke cigarettes.
*I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
*I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
*I've done hard drugs.
*I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
*I take cough meds when I'm not sick. (I like lemon&lime flavour)
I can't swallow pills.
*I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
*I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (I did need it)
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
*I've woken up crying.

DEATH:
I'm afraid of dying. (there is no death for plyms)
I hate funerals.
*I've seen someone dying. (giggle)
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.

RANDOM:
*I can sing well.
*I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
*I open up to others too easily.
*I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs. (i kill lots and eat them or put them in rotten dusty piles)
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme. ( I love rhymes)
*I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower. (showers are for puny, grubby humans)
*I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (how dare you)
*I'm a snob about grammar.
*I am a sports fanatic.
*I play with my hair. (we play "It" and "Battleships")
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
*I love being neat.
*I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day. (waste of time)
I bake well. (don't you dare try)
*My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (all of them)
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
*I am in love with love.
*I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (it looks stylish)
*I laugh at my own jokes. (They are jolly good)
I eat fast food weekly. (too fast)
*I believe in ghosts.
*I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (inside my head the internets is always a Broad Band)
*I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (until I capture it and eat it)
*I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate. (NO, only original KitKat)
I bite my nails. (not with these claws)
*I play video games. (I am better than anyone else)
*I'm good at remembering faces.
*I'm good at remembering names.
*I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest. (Honesty is for dullards)
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