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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2006|11:19 pm]
Plympton
I am Ian Curtis.
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Tonails [Jan. 28th, 2006|07:38 pm]
Plympton
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |The Delgados - Reasons for Silence (Ed's Song)]

Tonight I am going to a Paaaaarty.

It is a party to celebrate jams.

I don't have any jam but I got sharp claws.
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A Tale [Jan. 15th, 2006|02:08 am]
Plympton
[mood |accomplishedProud]
[music |Seafood - In This Light You Will Fight Me?]

I have made a story.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful, big plym. He was great. One day when he was eating a spider, a loud bang came from the sky and a big nasty monster fell out. It was the Espositos monster. The Espositos was mean and hit people with clogs. The big brave plym threw down his spider corpse and and tempted the Espositos monster with a large bowl of poisoned sour cream & onion Pringles.

As the monster ran towards the Pringles the fantastic plym stretched out one handsome leg and knocked him into next Tuesday. The Espositos did not like Tuesdays so he vomited and had to go back from whence him came. Back in his stale slum the Espositos monster thought of the incident and he decided never to mess with a plym again.


The plym secure in his victory joined a band of passing goths and went for a spicy curry.

The End.
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The year of Our Lord two thousand and five [Dec. 29th, 2005|09:40 pm]
Plympton
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |Clor - Garden of Love]

1.What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Ate a snail

2.Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I made none.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
I think walrus_colin may have done

4.Did anyone close to you die?
Close in proximity, yes

5.What countries did you visit?
Sheffield

6.What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
A sailor suit

7.What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
October 24th when I found out ichthy could lay potatoes.

8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Meeting the Pope

9.What was your biggest failure?
Not going to Portugal

10.Did you suffer illness or injury?
Only the usual

11.What was the best thing you bought?
Socks

12.Whose behavior merited celebration?
Mine

13.Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
filtre

14.Where did most of your money go?
Crack Cociane

15.What events did you get really, really, really excited about?
Sitting on filtre's shoes

16.What song will always remind you of 2005?
Kate Bush : King Of The Mountain

17.Compared to this time last year, are you:
i.happier or sadder? sadder
ii.thinner or fatter? FAT FAT FAT
iii.richer or poorer? Poorer

18.What do you wish you'd done more of?
embroidery

19.What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being nice

20.How will you be spending Christmas?
In cornwall with scummoth. Done.

21.Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
whatisbiscuits

22.Did you fall in love in 2005?
Maybe...

23. How many one-night stands?
Pardon?

24. What was your favorite TV program?
Peep Show

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Maybe...

26. What was the best book you read?
Dr Gillian McKeith's Ultimate Health Plan

27. What was your greatest musical discovery or rediscovery?
Kate Bush

28. What did you want and get?
ichthy's wings

29. What did you want and not get?
A decent holiday

30. What were your favorite films of this year?
Pass

31.What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I sobbed all day. I was an unsure age

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Portugal

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Beautiful and stylish

34. What kept you sane?
Snarf!

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most/least?
Most: Paul McKenna, least: Trent Reznor

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Milk

37. Whom did you miss?
Trent Reznor

8. Who was were the best new people you met?
whatisbiscuits

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
Shoes are good to poo in

40. Do you have any lost feelings of others.
What? Fools.
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Cheese & Onion [Dec. 5th, 2005|05:59 pm]
Plympton
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |New Model Army - Ballad]

I Like Crispmas time because people give me stuff.



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I bought porn for psycho_magnet_ (10 points). Last Saturday I gave whatisbiscuits a kidney (1000 points). In July I pushed filtre in the mud (-17 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I stole disography's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (887 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
plym

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A Brief Holiday [Dec. 1st, 2005|01:04 pm]
Plympton
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Aereogramme - Wood]

I have just got back from a long weekend at ichthy desolate flat. The highlights of the weekend where
  1. Spending time with whatisbiscuits
  2. Sitting on filtre's shoes
  3. getting my claws out and ripping up stuff
  4. staring at ichthy in the night




End of.
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One can never be sure [Nov. 3rd, 2005|08:58 pm]
Plympton
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |The Killers - Believe Me Natalie]

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||| 16%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
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Eureka! [Oct. 24th, 2005|05:44 pm]
Plympton
[mood |ecstaticecstatic]
[music |Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence]

ichthy lays potatoes.
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Take Me Out! [Oct. 17th, 2005|01:42 am]
Plympton
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Assemblage 23 - Disappoint (Negative Format Remix)]

Here follows a list of holidays which I wish to take place...

filtre Shall take me to PORTUGAL on a site seeing tour.

d00mw0lf and I will take a small boating holiday off the Isle of Man.

candlebaby will take me on a luxury spending spree in Vegas.

A camping holiday in the south of france is in order for hiddenleaves and I.

mervin and I shall embark on a four month Caribbean cruise.

A complete tour of all England's medieval churches is the order of the day for me and itom.

Me and ichthy shall have jolly japes on a 18-30 resort in Tenerife.

A walking tour of the Australian outback for me and slumpman.

joysilence and I shall go skiing in Switzerland.

whatisbiscuitsand I will enjoy a long weekend in a rustic cottage in Ireland.

A wine tasting tour in The Algarve for me and captaintwitchy and I will be a treat.

It's off to Jamaica for me and psycho_magnet_.

hardon4cheeses will relax in the heat of Egypt's sun.

schwaschwa and myself will delight in comfort of the best hotels in Hong Kong.


If you have been missed out from this list and wish to suggest a holiday please do...
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The Guest of Honour [Oct. 2nd, 2005|07:46 pm]
Plympton
[mood |artisticartistic]
[music |Veruca Salt - Loneliness Is Worse]

I shall be attending BATFINK this coming Friday. What should I wear...?


I should like to wear a gown of pure silver and ruby made by ichthy. Alack his paws are not up to the task.


I may just thieve and redesign something from sleeping_flowers wardrobe.
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