Once upon a time there was a beautiful, big plym. He was great. One day when he was eating a spider, a loud bang came from the sky and a big nasty monster fell out. It was the Espositos monster. The Espositos was mean and hit people with clogs. The big brave plym threw down his spider corpse and and tempted the Espositos monster with a large bowl of poisoned sour cream & onion Pringles.
As the monster ran towards the Pringles the fantastic plym stretched out one handsome leg and knocked him into next Tuesday. The Espositos did not like Tuesdays so he vomited and had to go back from whence him came. Back in his stale slum the Espositos monster thought of the incident and he decided never to mess with a plym again.
The plym secure in his victory joined a band of passing goths and went for a spicy curry.
I Like Crispmas time because people give me stuff.
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for psycho_magnet_ (10 points). Last Saturday I gave whatisbiscuits a kidney (1000 points). In July I pushed filtre in the mud (-17 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I stole disography's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (887 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!